May 5th 2014 archive

Cinco de Mayo? Try the Vera Cruz!

Woops! Watch your step there, lady! And don’t go blaming falling ass first into a human-sized coupe glass on your broken ankle strap. That glass seems plenty large enough to avoid. And, all those rando bottles around you? We can see those, booze goggles! Get it together, girl! Like Saint Patrick’s Day in the states, Cinco de […]